THE HEARSE SONG BY HARLEY POE (WITH LYRICS! SO LET'S SING EVERYBODY!) Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by, For you may be the next to die. They wrap you up in a big white sheet, From your head down to your feet. They put you in a big black box And cover you up with dirt and rocks, And all goes well for about a week, And then your coffin begins to leak. And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose. They eat the jelly b